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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

My love life

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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