- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Small Penis.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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