What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

THE GAME.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Where's the soap?

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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