- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Can anyone Lenin money?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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