- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...the other white meat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

womens rights

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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