- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Where's the soap?

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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