I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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