What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

How come anti jokes r funny

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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