- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

The Female Orgasm

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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