Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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