Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Legal Mexicans in Texas

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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