What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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identical jokes get different votes.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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copy me and i will kill you

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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