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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

irish man drinking john smiths

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

nolan is gay

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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