What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

i lost the game

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

irish man drinking john smiths

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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