How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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How do you end a sentence

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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