- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

who's a slut... you're mom

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

I shot a bitch.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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