- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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