- Anti Joke

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!