- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

heat!

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

whats black? the colour

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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