- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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