noah is a scrub jungle

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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