How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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-knock knock! -doors open

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Women's Rights

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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