- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Obama being reelected.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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