Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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