- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

the redsox

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Snooki

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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