- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What? Yes.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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