- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

sorry son your nanas been put down

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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