- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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