Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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my egg roll

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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69

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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He--Hey guys

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