How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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