Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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