Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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An Artic Storm.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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