- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call an blank test? an F

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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