What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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