- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

your social life.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

the WNBA

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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