- Anti Joke

Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What is 9+10? 19

Girls Lacrosse.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Bob Saget that is all

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content