What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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