A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

its all aodhan

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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