- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

why is pie good. because it just is.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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