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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Women's Rights

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

what is the color of a burp burple

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

-knock knock! -doors open

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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