knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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2 Penises

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Anti Joke

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