What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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