Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Barbara Streisand

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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haha

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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