- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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