- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Do you play piano? No

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

whats the capital of congo famine

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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