roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

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