- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

I'm gay.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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