- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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