What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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