- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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