What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Vagina cream... end of story

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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