- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

david what a baghead

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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