Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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