- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Women's Rights.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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