If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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