- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

identical jokes get different votes.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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