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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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