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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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