- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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