girls basketball

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Get on the boat.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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