- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Praise Paisley

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What did death say to life? Go die

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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