- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

How did th-A fridge.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What did the sign say? It said slow down

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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