why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Women's rights

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Anti Joke

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