Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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i hate black people

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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