Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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