What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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im saul and i love cock

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Soccer...

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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