What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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