Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LIKE TRAINS

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Water? I hardly know her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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