Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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