Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Nickleback.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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