Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What's two plus two? Window

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Justin Bieber.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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