what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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hi anti joke

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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