being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

what do fish smoke? sea weed

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Your mom.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

wael.. nuff said

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What's the difference between a duck?

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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