Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

do you wanna hear a joke school

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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