- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock What?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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