Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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