I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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PENIS

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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poop

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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