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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

My name is Harry.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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