jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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