- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Knock Knock Come in

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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