While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Poop!!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

knock knock no ones home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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