Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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