- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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