Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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poop.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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