- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

You know what's funny? Rape

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