Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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