Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Whats green? The color green.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Donald Trump.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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360 NO SCOPE

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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