- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

sky's sty

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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