- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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