- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

This is not funny.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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