- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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