- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Call of Duty is a good game.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

An Asian man fails a math test

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow