- Anti Joke

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Women's rights.