- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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